Why don’t you role play from your statistics? Here are some ways to invent stories. Use abbrevations to find out the meanings when you don’t find the words directly.
In this version I took the first letter on each country. You can chose to do it differently. My statistics are not real, so I use them for other stuff instead…. haha.
So Subs I TV lady role play American ignorance. Sub sit CEO American remotely promoted asshole in Internet. Haha. Have fun. Enjoy!